The bull

Got a joke too good to keep to yourself? This is where to put it. While all the other Campfires are expected to be reasonably 'serious' in nature, this is where we let our hair down.

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Mick Smith
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The bull

#1 Post by Mick Smith » Sun Aug 19, 2007 6:26 pm

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.


Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.


Inorder to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to
purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock


They only have $600 left.


Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there,
If I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and
haul it home."

The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599 - no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her
sister a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a
telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our
ranch.

I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive it here
so wecan haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her,
then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1
left.

She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you
to send her the word 'comfortable'.

The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know
that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out
here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word
'comfortable'?"

The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. The word's big.

She'll read it very slowly....... com-for-da-bull".
There is no use focusing on aiming if you don't execute the shot well enough to hit what your are aiming at.

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Hood
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#2 Post by Hood » Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:57 pm

LMAO hahaha
Bow Hunting is my Passion.

My wife says it's my Obsession.

Either way I'm happy.

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#3 Post by Steven J » Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:05 pm

Thanks,

Even my wife liked it. I'll tell this one to my students at school

Steve

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