Top 10 reasons why men prefer bows over women
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Top 10 reasons why men prefer bows over women
10. You can trade an old 70# bow for a new 50# bow
9. You can keep one bow at home and have another for when you're on the road
8. If you admire your friend's bow and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times
7. Your primary bow doesn't mind if you keep another bow for a backup
6. Your bow will stay with you even if you run out of arras
5. Your bow doesn't take up a lot of closet space
4. Bows function normally every day of the month
3. A bow doesn't ask “Do these new limbskins make me look fat?"
2. A bow doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY MEN PREFER BOWS OVER WOMEN
1. You can buy silencers for bows
9. You can keep one bow at home and have another for when you're on the road
8. If you admire your friend's bow and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times
7. Your primary bow doesn't mind if you keep another bow for a backup
6. Your bow will stay with you even if you run out of arras
5. Your bow doesn't take up a lot of closet space
4. Bows function normally every day of the month
3. A bow doesn't ask “Do these new limbskins make me look fat?"
2. A bow doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY MEN PREFER BOWS OVER WOMEN
1. You can buy silencers for bows
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Re: Top 10 reasons why mens prefer bows over women
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Good One. If it were a recurve maybe a few more reasons.
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John
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Re: Top 10 reasons why mens prefer bows over women
..love it
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Re: Top 10 reasons why mens prefer bows over women
Great list.
Maybe we could add some more good reasons.
A bow will always bend over when you want it to.
Maybe we could add some more good reasons.
A bow will always bend over when you want it to.
Re: Top 10 reasons why mens prefer bows over women
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Be a brave man who thought to share that with his wife!
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Gotta tel her this right now
Thanks
watch youre feet, you may never know where they might take you....
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Ay possible, but I still need a wife, to look after me, and spoil me rotten. Cheers Roadie.
Re: Top 10 reasons why mens prefer bows over women
Onya Axel, you a brave man, please post photos of your bruises
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Re: Top 10 reasons why mens prefer bows over women
I would, but now i can barely type....let alone take pictures
watch youre feet, you may never know where they might take you....
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Way to go Axelg_r wrote:I would, but now i can barely type....let alone take pictures
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Re: Top 10 reasons why men prefer bows over women
Good one Axel.
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Axel, has she broken all your limbs?
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Re: Top 10 reasons why men prefer bows over women
Steven J wrote:Axel, has she broken all your limbs?
Lately, if life were treating me any better, I'd be suspicious of it's motives!
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Nope, i was lucky, she spared my bows
watch youre feet, you may never know where they might take you....
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Re: Top 10 reasons why men prefer bows over women
What if the wife has 2 bows of her own..................
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If this was about guns you can always trade in a 44 for 2 22s
Are you well informed or is your news limited?
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I read this out-loud, and my Fair One said: "You're so mean!"
It's the great, big, broad land 'way up yonder,
It's the forests where silence has lease;
It's the beauty that thrills me with wonder,
It's the stillness that fills me with peace.
It's the forests where silence has lease;
It's the beauty that thrills me with wonder,
It's the stillness that fills me with peace.
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Re: Top 10 reasons why men prefer bows over women
But they do work better if you warm them up, keep them cool, dry but you have to uncover them for the fun to start. They are also tightly strung.
Not sorry.
Kevin
Not sorry.
Kevin
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Re: Top 10 reasons why men prefer bows over women
tjensen wrote:number 11. You don't need to buy it dinner in order to get a shot away Sorry gentlemen, just crossed a line
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